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Name:

E-mail Address:

Phone Number:

AOL Messenger or Yahoo Messenger or ICQ Address:
(if you have AOL/MSN/YAHOO/ICQ.)

Age:

Sex:

Other:

Do you smoke?

Yes. No.

Do you do drugs?

Yes. No.

Do you drink?

Often. *hiccup*
Regularly.
"Socially."
Rarely.
Never.

Do you procrastinate?

Yes.
I'll get back to you on that.
No.

On a scale of 1-10, how many movies do you watch per week?

How do you feel about that number?

Let's make that DVD player smoke baby!
It's just the right number for me.
"Honestly, I'm really trying to quit. If I see one more movie... I'll take up knitting."

What color are your eyes?

Situation: You're stuck on a small desert island with a monkey. What do you name it?

How tall are you?

Do you think Brian is attractive?

Yes. No.

Really?!

Yes. No.

On a scale of -10 to +10, how attractive is Brian?

Just what is it about Brian that you find attractive(or unattractive)?

Am I being obsessive?

Yes. No.

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Yes. No.

If YES, what were you convicted for?
or
If NO, what felony would you be convicted of if you had to choose one?

Please indicate three things you have passion for:

How much do you weigh?

How much do you think Brian weighs?

How much does a gallon of water weigh if it's on the moon?

How many siblings do you have?

Situation: You're on our first "date" and you think that Brian might want to kiss you. What do you do?

Run like hell!
I'd Slap Him!
Eh,maybe next time.
I'd ask him if he wants to kiss me.
Oh... okay. Purely out of pity.
Finally! *lick, lick*
Jump his bones like a wild animal.
Bite his nose instead. Then giggle.
Other

What is your perception of Brian's sexuality?

Straight
Bisexual
Gay
Other

What is YOUR sexuality?

Straight
Bisexual
Gay
I'm not sure.

Have you ever met a drag queen?

OMG, I AM a drag queen!
Yes.
What's that?
No.
Hell No!

Do you enjoy daytime television?

Yes. No.

How did you find this site?

When is your birthday?

Are you currently, or have you ever been employed?

Yes. No.

Are you sexually promiscuous?

Yes. No.

Are your parents to blame for that?

Yes. No.

Are you... you know... kinky? *wink*

Yes. No.

Please finish this sentence:

Safe sex is .

Okay, now finish THIS sentence:

When I ,
I prefer because I'm totally intolerant of .

Gosh, this could be fun! Let's do it again:

Brian 234 once,
leaving him
with
for .

Are the initials to your first and middle name "A" and "M"?

Yes. No.

Do you, on a semi-regular basis, enjoy playing the piano or another musical instrument for nothing more than your own personal enjoyment?

Yes. No.

Do you know how to play chess?

Yes. No.

Would you say that you're more a "catcher" or a "pitcher?"

Catcher
Pitcher
Hum, I'm not so sure that this question applies to me.

Have you ever written poetry?

Yes. No.

Please insert a sample of your original poetry for the judges.
(Go on, don't be shy...)

Is there anything about your dating history that you'd be interested in sharing with me BEFORE I'm part of it?

Who is your biggest hero?

Do you have any children?

Yes.
No.

Do you already have a spouse, partner, significant other, etc?

Yes. No.

If so, how would I fit into that equation?

Please explain your thoughts and personal philosophy on public displays of affection(PDA).

Solve for "X":
X=99.9(23-2^4)/1.7(411-[7*2])

Do you really want to date me or are you just pulling my chain?

Really, I do! ASAP!
Me? Date you?... Ha ha! Sucker.

Well then, that's the end of the application. How do you feel?

I'm fairly sick of you for now.
Drowsy.
I'm having second thoughts, you seem pretty creepy to me.
Indifferent.
Excited, excited, excited!
Gosh, I wish there was another page!
I can't wait to meet yer' momma.
Other